Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Tuesday Quickie

I'm working on the last few entries of my trip, here's a quick funny of math conversions:
  1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
  2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
  3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
  4. Time between slipping on a peel & hitting the ground = 1 bananosecond
  5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
  6. Time it takes to sail 220 yds at 1 nautical mile/hr = Knotfurlong
  7. 16.5' in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod
  8. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
  9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurt
  10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
  11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
  12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
  13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
  14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
  15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
  16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
  17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
  18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
  19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
  20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
  21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
  22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
  23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
  24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
  25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
  26. 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at = 1 IV League
  27. 100 Senators = NULL
Have a great Tuesday!

1 comment:

Jeff and Sendy said...

Hey friend.
Sorry it's been so long. Summer flew by so fast. Hey, we've lost your number - call us!