- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
- 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
- Time between slipping on a peel & hitting the ground = 1 bananosecond
- Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
- Time it takes to sail 220 yds at 1 nautical mile/hr = Knotfurlong
- 16.5' in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod
- Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
- 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurt
- Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
- Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
- 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
- 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
- 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
- 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
- 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
- 52 cards = 1 decacards
- 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
- 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
- 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
- 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
- 10 rations = 1 decoration
- 100 rations = 1 C-ration
- 2 monograms = 1 diagram
- 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
- 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at = 1 IV League
- 100 Senators = NULL
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Tuesday Quickie
I'm working on the last few entries of my trip, here's a quick funny of math conversions:
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Hey friend.
Sorry it's been so long. Summer flew by so fast. Hey, we've lost your number - call us!
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